Matthew Distracts Himself

"I'm worth a million in prizes"
Aug 04
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Hans Christian Andersen
Hans Christian Andersen
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Happy Holidays:

Today we celebrate the forgot branch of the Armed Forces: It’s Coast Guard Day.
Aug 03
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God gives every bird his worm, but He does not throw it into the nest.
P.D. James, crime novelist and Lord For Life, was born on this day in 1920.
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P.D. James
P.D. James
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Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.
Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette, novelist, sexual progressive and non-smoker, died on this day in 1954.
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Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette via wikimedia commons
Sidonie-Gabrielle Colette via wikimedia commons
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Happy Holidays:

It’s International Friendship Day. It’s a good day to celebrate your friends, or make new ones.
Aug 02
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I can’t understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that’s not religion, that’s not helping humanity, that’s organizing an army to defeat somebody.
Mojo Nixon, singer’songwriter, guitarist and libertarian, was born on this day in 1957.
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Mojo Nixon
Mojo Nixon
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Admittedly, a homosexual can be conditioned to react sexually to a woman, or to an old boot for that matter. In fact, both homo - and heterosexual experimental subjects have been conditioned to react sexually to an old boot, and you can save a lot of money that way.
William S. Burroughs, avante garde author, social critic and artist, did on this day in 1997.
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William S. Burroughs
William S. Burroughs
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Aug 01
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A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.
Herman Melville, author and poet who mouthed some hard words in his day, was born on this day in 1819.
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Herman Melville, via wikimedia commons
Herman Melville, via wikimedia commons
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The presentation of hard core pornography, brutality and shocking language, from what I hear, is leaving the public jaded and tired of this kind of film.
Pola Negri, actor, femme fatale of silent film, died on this day in 1987.